Names I made up for people I work with (but don't really know):
Big Lazy - works on the platform unloading trucks - when he's good and ready. Stands at least 8 ft. tall.
DUI (pronounced "Dewey")- drives a forklift like he's been drinking boilermakers on his break.
Wrigley - smells like Juicy Fruit chewing gum
Shirley - dead ringer for the waitress in the 70's sitcom "What's Happenin'"
Blister - shows up when the work is done
Billy Dee - dresses like a "playa" from back in the day. Still says "word"
Forlorn Leghorn - mopey fellow that brags about how depressed he is
Riccochet - bounces off the walls and does everything at a high rate of speed
Pecan - since she's come out of her shell, she's been a complete nut.
Festus - looks like the character from "Gunsmoke" complete with limp
Big Mama - really defies description...just one big ol' girl
Chump - keeps chasing the ladies and getting used for his money
Pillow - looks like she'd be more comfortable if she had one
Bucfan - the OTHER Tampa fan
Tiny - you may have guessed that he stands about nine feet tall, but he actually prefers to be called this.
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