Awesome Lyric Of The Day

Out on the road today,

I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

A little voice inside my head said,

"don't look back, you can never look back."

Don Henley - "Boys Of Summer"

Sticks and Stones

Names I made up for people I work with (but don't really know):

Big Lazy - works on the platform unloading trucks - when he's good and ready. Stands at least 8 ft. tall.

DUI (pronounced "Dewey")- drives a forklift like he's been drinking boilermakers on his break.

Wrigley - smells like Juicy Fruit chewing gum

Shirley - dead ringer for the waitress in the 70's sitcom "What's Happenin'"

Blister - shows up when the work is done

Billy Dee - dresses like a "playa" from back in the day. Still says "word"

Forlorn Leghorn - mopey fellow that brags about how depressed he is

Riccochet - bounces off the walls and does everything at a high rate of speed

Pecan - since she's come out of her shell, she's been a complete nut.

Festus - looks like the character from "Gunsmoke" complete with limp

Big Mama - really defies description...just one big ol' girl

Chump - keeps chasing the ladies and getting used for his money

Pillow - looks like she'd be more comfortable if she had one

Bucfan - the OTHER Tampa fan

Tiny - you may have guessed that he stands about nine feet tall, but he actually prefers to be called this.